PARTY AT MY PLACE i’ve got the alcohol covered i’ll bring some soda ill bring the drugs I’LL BRING THE BITCHES i got the pot.. GOT THE DOUGH AND THE GREEN. REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST. WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THE CHIPS?
Inner Sactumn of A Colorless Mind: On "selfishly"... →
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Homestuck Headcanons: homestuckheadcanons: this is... →
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STRIDER FAMILY ALBUM.
secondarygingerkid: schim: introducing lil man to his babysitter mrs playstation this shit is called water where the fuck did your diaper go this zoo is shit all the animals are fake what aisle are the swords in stay over there where you will not kick me in the nuts again one time we were dogs its cute how he thinks he can even beat half my score this is what we do on...
mrvantas: FUCK YOU. WE’RE GOING ON A DATE. GET YOUR SHIT. WE’RE GOING OUT FOR BEERS. OR WHATEVER.
First day of being a vegan
Went okay. I think. I hope. Goddamn I have no idea if that whole grain bread I ate is safe or not. Because I’m a paranoid little shit. Fucking man, I have no safe shit in my house. I ended up eating apple slices, corn tortilla chips, and black pitted olives because there was nothing else. I’m going shopping tomorrow. GAH WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE NOTHING TO EAT MY TASTE BUDS ARE CRYING.
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Trolling the Weatherman during a Tornado Warning?!
stupidhomestuckfans: stupidhomestuckfans: I was watching the news and all of a sudden, the weatherman reads updates from his fans of Facebook while reporting about this tornado warning. “Eridan Amphora—I think I got that right—says there’s a ton of rain and lights flickering near -censored location-. Thanks for sharing that, Eridan” So, probably over 2 million people just heard that. What. I...
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Petition to Cartoon Network regarding Adventure... →
min-that: If you can, please sign this petition so that Cartoon Network can see the support behind the recent Adventure Time episode!! It would mean a lot if you signed and/or reblogged! Thank you so much.
Saying 'sex' in school
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I don't have anyone to cuddle with
leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: So I sleep with stuffed animals FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts so cute <33
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