BLUH BLUH BLEH

secondarygingerkid:

schim:

introducing lil man to his babysitter mrs playstation

this shit is called water

where the fuck did your diaper go

this zoo is shit all the animals are fake

what aisle are the swords in

stay over there where you will not kick me in the nuts again

one time we were dogs

its cute how he thinks he can even beat half my score

this is what we do on thursdays

This is probably the 23rd time rblogging this. But I don’t care.

This is stil hilarious as fuck 

mrvantas:

FUCK YOU. WE’RE GOING ON A DATE. GET YOUR SHIT. WE’RE GOING OUT FOR BEERS. OR WHATEVER.

Went okay. I think. I hope.

Goddamn I have no idea if that whole grain bread I ate is safe or not. Because I’m a paranoid little shit.

Fucking man, I have no safe shit in my house. I ended up eating apple slices, corn tortilla chips, and black pitted olives because there was nothing else.

I’m going shopping tomorrow.

GAH WHAT THE FUCK I HAVE NOTHING TO EAT MY TASTE BUDS ARE CRYING.

eridansmatesprit:

byth3bl1ndproph3ts:

vvoldemora:

wwhats the fuckin point

makin this blog seemed like a good idea at the time

but none of you losers wwould evven miss me if i wwasnt here

 S4Y TH4T TO MY F4C3. 1 LOV3 TH1S ON MY D4SH. YOU 4R3 TH3 STR4WB3RRY S4UC3 ON MY CH33S3C4K3 1C3CR3AM M1X3D W1TH SPR1NKL3S, COOL WH1P, STR4WB3RR13S, 4ND GR4HM CR4CK3R CRUMBL3S! >:O

oh my God Eridan you sound fucking DELICIOUS

I’m so hungry now ;_;

stupidhomestuckfans:

stupidhomestuckfans:

I was watching the news and all of a sudden, the weatherman reads updates from his fans of Facebook while reporting about this tornado warning.

“Eridan Amphora—I think I got that right—says there’s a ton of rain and lights flickering near -censored location-. Thanks for sharing that, Eridan”

So, probably over 2 million people just heard that. What. I wish I had recorded it.

omg

really

^

pls stop saying this is the most amazing thing you’ve heard of

it’s not

But it is D:

(Source: homestuckfandumb)